Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai. Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala? Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka!
Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "It's too cold". "Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions. Bunty: What did she say? Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.
Pappu: I can't wait till Valentine's day. Bunty: But why? You don't even have a Valentine. Pappu: Because I want to make everyone's day miserable by reminding them how alone they are.
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more. Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!